"It was a busy day in heaven as folks waited in line at the pearly gates. Peter stood as gatekeeper, checking each newcomer's name in the Lamb's Book of Life.
But there was some confusion because the numbers were not adding up. Heaven was a little overcrowded and a bunch of folks were unaccounted for. So some of the angels were sent to investigate. And it wasn't long before two of them returned.
'We found the problem,' they said, 'Jesus is out back lifting people up over the gate."
(Jesus for President, Claiborne, Shane and Haw, Chris, pg. 290)
HT: Michael's Blog