But here's the thing - regardless of your beliefs about the Universe and our place in it - if you can't find SOME level of comedy and absurdity about your views.... well... you're just not trying. :)
Top 10 reasons why Beer is better than Religion...
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
My friend Randy on FB added one to the list - I actually WANT a beer!
(By the way, if you are not yet my friend on Facebook, I welcome you! I have new openings all the time!)