Saturday, August 29, 2009

All The Things Jesus Said About Homosexuality




(insert sound of crickets chirping here)

14 comments:

didymus said...

I'm curious, what brought this up out of the blue? Did you have one of "those" conversations last night with someone?

Andrew said...

Nah, was just talking about it with my wife this morning.

Although I did hear a Christian say recently (and I have heard this before) "The markers for a Christian are how they feel about abortion and homosexuality." I actually think this has become true. Interesting that our two main talking points are things Jesus never actually addressed.

I guess we would rather not deal with the items that he did address.

Mystical Seeker said...

LOL.

Graves said...

Lol from me, too.

Redlefty said...

Freaking amen!

Tit for Tat said...

You sure he didnt say..."bend over and take it like a man"...oops, you know us sinners. ;)

Steve H. said...

He didn't mention we couldn't masturbate with a cheese grater either Andy.

Certain things, along with French Kissing your mother and giving your pet a sensual massage, just kinda go without saying :)

didymus said...

Ahh, Steve, I have no idea where you got that "masturbate with a cheese grater" visual, but ahh, I hope you don't do that... cause that could hurt! It kind of defeats the purpose of masturbating.

Steve H. said...

Didymus,
Actually, I remember a stand up comedian using that visual once and the image still affects me after all these years :) Ouch!

Brook said...

I'm afraid to think of how much money I'm going to have to spend in therapy to undo the psychological damage I've suffered just from reading Steve's response. I think maybe Jesus didn't talk about certain things because he didn't want them talked about. or thought about. like everything Steve mentioned. every last sexual impulse in me has now been permanently destroyed thanks to that, you sick sonofabitch! you need help. and now I do too...

Tit for Tat said...

Steve

Definition of rejection.

"You go to masturbate and your hand falls asleep."

Steve H. said...

Brook: Glad I could help with that sex issue :) Gives "Sharp Chedder" a whole new meaning...

Tit for Tat: Now THAT is funny! :)

Steve H. said...

Is it just me, or is it the less Andy actually writes, the more people actually comment?

River said...

"Is it just me, or is it the less Andy actually writes, the more people actually comment?"

Nah. It's not just you. I notice it on my blog too. The long heartfelt posts go un-commented and the rapid shot one liners get lots of attention.

What is it with the attention span of modern man? :-)

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